Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip-neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic-mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They’d be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni.
Donatello: *You’re* the geek, Camel-breath.
Casey Jones: Dome-head.
Casey Jones: [of the van they were repairing] Okay, let’s give this a try, Fongoid.
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: Uh, “G”.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak-face.
Casey Jones: I’m ready, Hose-brain.
Tyrion: “Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Fezzik: “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
Westley: “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
Slevin: God! This - this smarts. Remember when people used to say that - smarts? Why don’t people use that word anymore? I mean, people use the word “pain” way too loosely. There are so many types of pain. I mean, a smart is a sharp, sharp pain. An ache is a dull pain.